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Find 15 notes notes before you go insane!
Find 10 notes before slenderman gets you
Find five notes!
Find your first note.
He saw you, run away!
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.